Help.

*violently obsesses over Shingeki no Kyojin*

sirius-draws:

it’s been a trying past few days

sirius-draws:

it’s been a trying past few days

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Europeans:

I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

Americans:

I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

#australians:

i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

Canadians:

We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.

Russians:

I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.

The British:

I drove for six hours, now I'm in the sea.

just-relatable:

 

“He’s someone who find Happiness Painful.”

min-min-minnie:

I think a lot about this post in relation to preslash Cecilos…

Cecil’s hoodie | Carlos’ shirt

(via night-vale-community-radio)

viria:

do you ever want to see someone, talk to someone, just TOUCH them and see their smile, but they are just so fucking far away….

gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

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